one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face
please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out
Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example
Please, enlighten me, how much money do you think is enough to cover being raped on film and then having that rape distributed for thousands of people to masturbate over? I’m curious. Or how about the amount of money you think is fair to have an anal prolapse on camera? Is there a good figure you can conjure up to cover PTSD brought on by doing porn?
Albaniiia baby ♡♡♡
The Incredibles (2004)
DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…
No wonder why she attacked him.
I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM
Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…
Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?
Ç’të shkruaj tjetër? Gjithçka tjetër është një kronikë monotone. Shi dhe baltë dhe lista, proçesverbale, gjithfarë shifrash e hamendjesh, një teknologji e tërë e zymtë. Veç kësaj, kohët e fundit po më ndodh diçka e habitshme. Porsa shoh një njeri, menjëherë, padashur, filloj t’i heq në fillim flokët, pastaj mollëzat, faqet, sytë, si diçka të panevojshme, madje që më pengon të depërtoj në thelbin e tij; dhe e përfytyroj këtë njeri pa to, vetëm me kafkën dhe dhëmbët (të vetmet gjëra të qëndrueshme në fytyrë). Më kupton? Më duket sikur kam hyrë në mbretërinë e kalciumit.
Ismail Kadare, Gjenerali i Ushtrisë së Vdekur (via catladieswholunch)
On December 23 and 24th, the Tokyo Bridal Festa 2011 was held at the Tokyo Big Sight Event Center. During the event, a Cardcaptor Sakura-themed wedding dress made its way down the runway.
In addition to the dress were panels of art designed by CLAMP with Cardcaptor Sakura and Chobits designs. (Via)
obama has his priorities straight
Albanian refugees flee through the mountains towards the Yugoslavian border shortly after the Italian invasion of Albania. The young boy clutches his mother’s hand while holding a rifle to ensure safe passage. The Italian invasion of Albania was a military campaign fought from 7 April to 12 April 1939 by the Kingdom of Italy against the Albanian Kingdom. The conflict was a result of the imperialist policies of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Albania was rapidly overrun, its ruler, King Zog I, forced into exile, and the country made part of the Italian Empire as a separate kingdom in personal union with the Italian Crown. Kukës County, Albania. 19 April 1939.